Dec
12
2006
How Cool Would It Be If...
2How Cool Would It Be If...
More rollover options. Cellphone minutes and vacation days are fine. But let us bank other stuff too. Politeness? I let you cut yesterday, today you wait. Crunches? Did 'em for a month, taking the next 6 off. Sleep?! OHHH....
A 10 percent discount when you do self checkout. C'mon, if we're making less work for the people who actually get paid to work there, you could throw us a bone.
Tollbooths that double as recycle centers. Empties are worth a nickel!
Countdown clocks on a movie screens. What time does the movie really start?
The Shaving Shack. Just like a care wash: Lie down and cruise through the steam, warm lather, and soothing emollient. The women can use it too.
Something that can set snow on fire. No more shovels or snowblowers. Just light a match and -- poof! -- the driveway is clear.
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What They Said:
LBF says Countdown clocks on 12/14/2006
RantUser says UPCHUCK on 12/21/2006
Pour gasoline on the snow, it will melt and you can light it on fire.
That whole shaving thing could get ugly if the machine makes an error and thinks you want the womens treatment and your a MAN!
I love the count down clock, but your brother would miss singing the snack song.
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