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The Sporting Life

Your career numbers...
Sport average guy played as a kid: baseball
Sport he wishes he played: football (uh no)
Distance the average guy can throw a football: 50 yards
Distance he can drive a golf ball: 200 yards
Speed at which he can throw a baseball: 65mph
What today Little League pitcher clocks in at: 60mph
Number of men who admired and respected their Little League coach: 1 in 2
Number who thought he was an idiot: 1 in 8
Hours of televised sporst the average guy will watch in his lifetime: 2,885
Number of men with a favorite chair for watching sports on TV: 1 in 2
Number who are superstitious enough to believe their actions can affect the outcome of a game: 1 in 5
Number who yell at the tv when there is a bad call: 8 in 10
Number who throw something at the TV: 1 in 3
Odds the average guy will attend at least one pro sporting event this year: 1 in 2
What he's mostl likely to see: baseball
Number of men who have bought a ticket from a scalper: 1 in 2
Chances it'll be counterfeit: less than 1%
Activity the average guy considers to be less of a real sport than horse racing, car racing or volleyball: professional bowling

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RantUser says Testin on 3/28/2007
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