Sep
18
2006
Random Thoughts
1Random Thoughts
I don't understand why women wear pants or shorts with something written on the seat. Do they really want to advertise the fact that their ass is wide enough to type Abercrombie on?
It's those same type women that wear t-shirts with some witty saying on them, and then complain that you are looking a little too far south when you talk to them.
Dr. Phil's son married a Playboy centerfold. Can you imagine the dinner conversations?
How do you throw away trash cans?
If it wasn't on the internet, I'd never believe it:
Two elderly women are recovering from heat stroke and heat exhaustion after locking themselves in a hot car in Daytona Beach.
Police say their battery apparently died, the automatic locks failed, and they didn't know they could unlock the doors manually.
Full Story
China has more English speakers than the United States.
A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue. (And the girl giraffe's appreciate it too!)
What They Said:
LBF says Hmmm on 9/19/2006
I think to "throw away" the cans you need to be on the curb telling them "throw this too" or get a dumpster..that fixes everything!
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