Jul
28
2006
Things I've learned this week
0Things I've learned this week
A brief but somewhat funny week in review of the things my kids have taught me:
1 - When a tire on your car is flat, it's only flat on the bottom.
2 - When you give directions to an 8 year old on how to heat up a honey bun in the microwave, don't say "Put it in the microwave and press 1 then 10..... just put it in for 10," because that equals 10:10
3 - About 4 minutes into microwaving said honey bun, the kitchen is pretty full of smoke
4 - It's a REALLY good thing it wasn't the last honey bun, becuase there would have been big problems
5 - Skate buying criteria only consists of "these ones have blue on them"
6 - NOTHING trumps the fact they are mine
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