Jan
24
2006
Too Dumb To Be A Criminal
0Too Dumb To Be A Criminal
An UNMASKED Milan, Italy, bank robber held up the bank branch where he did his banking, and was thus recognized. But wait! There’s more! He fled the bank with about $8,500 but lost it all when he was mugged. But wait! There’s more! He was injured when a car hit him. If he kept trying to get away, he may have killed himself!
Ready... set.... go!
The city of Bangkok, which is notorious for traffic jams, has decided to install timers at busy intersections to let motorists know how long they have to wait for a green light. Apparently the timers were installed to help drivers calm down who may have been waiting at a red light for a long time.
Ejumakashun
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