Bad Inventions
A scientist from Kansas State University has invented a bras that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing though the fabric when cold weather sets in.
At a news conference announcing the invention, the scientist was taken outside by two guys named Dave and Joe; who kicked the crap out of him.
Senility
God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
What They Said:
BBS says Ha on 12/15/2003
I am the one that hired Dave & Joe
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