Aug
4
2003
Dear Abby
1Dear Abby
Dear Abby:
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning. When I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse is everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating! Also, since he lost his job two years ago he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does is sit around the living room in his underwear and watch TV while I work to pay the bills. And since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me. He keeps calling me a lesbian. What should I do?
Signed,
Clueless
Dear Clueless:
Dump him. You're a New York senator now. You don't need him anymore.
I don't like "Clueless" on bit.. but it's still kind of funny.
In block letters, or Braille?
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What They Said:
RantUser says Pirates on 8/4/2003
So, this pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel shoved down his pants.
The bartender looks at him and says..."You know you have a steering wheel in your pants?"
The pirate replies, "Yar! It's drivin' me nuts!"
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