The Old Stuff.

Yesterday, I took the dog to the mailbox, not unlike other days... The leash is on his collar, but I don't hold it, he runs a little ahead, he doesn't go too far.. and he always stops at the mailbox. Well.. back to the story... yesterday a lady was beeping her horn (insert the horn blows joke here), and pointing at the dog, she slows.. rolls down the window and says "Your dog is supposed to be on a leash", to which I replied "He is", because after all.. he was... then she needed to through in "And you're supposed to have a pooper scooper"... Hey lady.. mind your own F'n business k? Where is shitinabox.com when you really need them. There is a business opportunity here.


60% Of Electrocutions take place while talking on the phone during a Thunderstorm.

Armadillos can be house broken.

Title 14, Section 1211 under the Code of Federal Regulations in the United States deems it illegal for citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles.

The Scots at first refused to cultivate the potato because the Bible didn't mention the plant.

Hallmark makes cards for 105 different types of relationships.



LBF says nice lady.. on 10/30/2002
I wonder if her husband was the one that was rummaging through your trash..or if her kid stole yer lights!



BBS, Winstom McGreggor & Bailey says Find her on 10/30/2002
Find out where she lives and we can generate 3 times the presents you and Stanley can...



Scrump says Puppy on 11/1/2002
Puppy turd is a sweet gift. Let him add to the pile.



Wasted says friggin busy-body on 11/7/2002
she is the type who brings pain to just about everyone in every room she enters. Next time she asks where the scooper is just tell her you forgot it but would be happy to use her purse instead...




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There is a high price for the freedoms that we enjoy, and very little gratitude for the sacrifices made in order to protect our freedoms.

List of U.S. military personnel killed in Operation Enduring Freedom (as of Aug. 18):

Andrews, Evander Earl; Air Force master sergeant
Edmunds, John J; Army specialist
Stonesifer, Kristofor T.; Army private first class
Davis, Bryant L.; Navy fireman apprentice
Maria, Giovanny; Army private
Jakes, Michael J. Jr.; Navy electricians mate fireman
Davis, Jefferson Donald; Army Special Forces master sergeant
Petithory, Daniel Henry; Army Special Forces sergeant first class
Prosser, Brian Cody; Army Special Forces staff sergeant
Chapman, Nathan Ross; Army Special Forces sergeant 1st class
Bancroft, Matthew W.; Marine captain
Bertrand, Bryan P.; Marine lance corporal
Bryson, Stephen L; Marine gunnery sergeant
Germosen, Scott N.; Marine staff sergeant
Hays, Nathan P.; Marine sergeant
McCollum, Daniel G.; Marine captain
Winters, Jeannette L.; Marine sergeant
Cohee, Walker F III; Marine staff sergeant
Morgan, Dwight J.; Marine sergeant
Disney, Jason A.; Army specialist
Allison, Thomas F.; Army specialist
Dorrity, James P.; Army staff sergeant
Egnor, Jody L.; Army chief warrant officer 2nd class
Forshee, Jeremy D.; Army sergeant
Frith, Kerry W.; Army staff sergeant
Feistner, Curtis D.; Army major
McDaniel, William L.; Air Force master sergeant
Owens, Bartt D.; Army captain
Ridout, Juan M.; Air Force staff sergeant
Rushforth, Bruce A. Jr.; Army staff sergeant
Harriman, Stanley L.; Army chief warrant officer
Anderson, Marc A.; Army specialist
Chapman, John A.; Air Force technical sergeant
Commons, Matthew A.; Army private first class
Crose, Bradley S.; Army sergeant
Cunningham, Jason, D.; Air Force senior airman
Roberts, Neil C.; Navy aviation boatswain's mate-handling petty officer first class
Svitak, Philip J.; Army sergeant
Bourgeois, Matthew J.; Navy chief petty officer
Craig, Brian T.; Army staff sergeant
Galewski, Justin J.; Army staff sergeant
Maugans, Jamie O.; Army sergeant
Romero, Daniel A.; Army sergeant 1st class
Vance, Gene Arden; Army sergeant
Corlew, Sean M.; Air Force technical sergeant
Shero, Anissa A.; Air Force staff sergeant
Tycz; Peter P. II; Army sergeant 1st class
Speer, Christopher James; Army sergeant 1st class



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Happy Just Monday to my wife!


Butterflies taste with their feet.

If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

You are more likely to be killed by a Champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.

If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.


J-Lo needs a professional nipple-tweaker for video shoot emergencies.

wtf?



LBF says Happy Monday.. on 10/22/2002
Yes and happy monday from the folks at 21 Bliss.



wasted says Pumpkins on 10/22/2002
I love the pumpkins...they are so excellent...can you do my site too...




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Six years ago today...

Happy Birthday Conor!

Too bad he can't read yet!


The Georgia Supreme Court this afternoon hears a challenge to the state fornication law, which makes it a crime for a person to have sexual intercourse outside of wedlock.

Just one more reason not to live in Georgia.

Story from AJC.


What are the chances that the sales of Bullet Proof Vests has gone through the roof in the Washington DC area? I know that I would have probably bought one by now. If you are so inclined... click here, $100 so I can go fill the tank... and close to that to actually pay for the gas.



LBF/Unkie Todd says Happy B-day on 10/16/2002
Happy Birthday Conor!!




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Last night while walking the dog, Stanley met up with a Skunk! First they were nose to nose... apparently Stanley didn't like that... and grabbed him by the neck and gave him a little toss. While said skunk was flying... I called Stanley back with the whistle, he came the skunk scurried off the other direction... NO STINK! But a very high heart rate on my part... way too close for comfort.


There is a type of coffin made that can be used as a wine rack or picnic table before its final use. Story at CNN

The world's first ski chair lift was modeled after a device that loaded bananas onto cargo ships.

1961 was the most recent year that could be written upside-down and right side-up and appear the same. The next year that this will be possible will be 6009!

Author Dr. Seuss wrote the book "Green Eggs and Ham" because the editor made him a bet that he could not write a book, which contained less than fifty words.


If it's undisputed, why are they fighting? And another thing.. why are these two big burly guys fighting over a purse?



LBF says P.YOU on 10/10/2002
Too close..I have chest pains just reading it!



BBS says HA on 10/11/2002
We had a similar incident in the backyard a week or so ago. Dark Night black dog...Luckily he wasn't as interested in the skunk as Stanley.




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I can't believe it's October already.. 30 days since we got the news, and 5 days into a month of Sundays.. oh yeah.. someone want to hire me?


You may have noticed a change or two... perhaps better performance? New Hardware with a boatload of memory makes things move faster.


What's the origin of "booby trap"?
Not booby as in mammary glands, you boob, but booby as in idiot or stupid.

The word "boob" traces from the Spanish bobo meaning stupid, which in turn comes from the Latin balbus meaning stammering. The ancient Romans considered stammering to be a sign of stupidity. This type of word is called "echoic," kind of onomatopeic, reflecting the repetitive stammer. "Bal-bal-bal-bus" says Clau-clau-claudius.
See the whole answer here.



BBS says Woo on 10/7/2002
Welcome to the ranks of the under- utilized...
suicidaly bored yet?



Erci says w00t on 10/8/2002
People keep taking my ideas before I think of em. At this rate, it'll take me forever to start a company and hire you guys...




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